1. get-dressed-get-blessed:

    WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    hahahahaccurate

  2. hyundamy:

    alicetookadrink:

    adilia-the-kouhai:

    I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things

    Perfect

    Erin I feel like this is a sentence that would come out of your mouth!

    Hahahah IT WOULD

    but really

  3. mycinderelladream:

    silentmania:

    Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

    everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

    Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

    sassy dolphins.

    "RALPH ARE YOU SEEING THIS???"

    sooo cute

    (Source: live-it-out, via sassychickennugget)

    hahahahdolphins:)