1. bride-of-bucky:

    The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

    (via thatfineline)

    hahahah

  2. bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S
SO
TEENY

    bunnywith:

    awwww-cute:

    A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

    HE’S

    SO

    TEENY

    (via listentoyourghost)

    ahhbabiesso cute

  3. “I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

    hahahah

  4. you wanna see a disaster?

    asciimiddlefinger:

    play the cha cha slide around a bunch of white folks and wait until the part where the dude goes “cha cha now real smooth”

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    hahahahaccurate

  5. neyagawa:

    foxnewsofficial:

    you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

    never become a parent

    (via pizzashrapnelblindness)

    hahahah