1. tastefullyoffensive:

"Just realized my open bag looks like a happy whale." [mrpatch97]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    "Just realized my open bag looks like a happy whale." [mrpatch97]

    hahahahaww

  2. get-dressed-get-blessed:

    WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    hahahahaccurate

  3. hyundamy:

    alicetookadrink:

    adilia-the-kouhai:

    I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things

    Perfect

    Erin I feel like this is a sentence that would come out of your mouth!

    Hahahah IT WOULD

    but really